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Getting Elliptical

(This is the first blog in a series of blogs entitled “Brado’s Quarter-Life Crisis” for the Meltdownshow.com. Enjoy.)

This is the first sign of a full blown quarter-life crisis: an attempt at reattaining your once golden 18-year-old body, only to find vomit on the ground ten minuets later…

I’ve been feeling really out of shape lately. This occurred after I let myself go wild on convenience food without running around the block a few times to make up for it. I’ll blame the Costco pizza and Kirkland Signature rotisserie chicken on my eating transgressions this time.

This forced me to go to Walmart of all places and get a really cheap elliptical hybrid…

The Weslo Momentum Elliptical G 3.2!

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