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(This is the first blog in a series of blogs entitled “Brado’s Quarter-Life Crisis” for the Meltdownshow.com. Enjoy.)

This is the first sign of a full blown quarter-life crisis: an attempt at reattaining your once golden 18-year-old body, only to find vomit on the ground ten minuets later…

I’ve been feeling really out of shape lately. This occurred after I let myself go wild on convenience food without running around the block a few times to make up for it. I’ll blame the Costco pizza and Kirkland Signature rotisserie chicken on my eating transgressions this time.

This forced me to go to Walmart of all places and get a really cheap elliptical hybrid…

The Weslo Momentum Elliptical G 3.2!

As you can tell from the picture I enjoy ironing, relaxing with leopard skin pillows, PS2, Netflix an...

I have dogs. Two dogs. Trizzle Demur Jones, is a 9 1/2 year old, 14 pound, Terrier mix. Boomhauer, is a 3 year old, 90 pound, American Bulldog. He’s known as “The Beast.” If you’ve been following The Meltdown, you KNOW The Beast stories.

I also have a neighbor. Used to be two neighbors until the smart female LEFT the male’s ass and now there’s one. He’s not very social…….at all. They, I mean HE, has dogs. Two dogs. Two younger German Shepherds who’s humans, as a duo, used to train in MY front yard when the two first moved in about a year-ish ago.

Now, I’ve been unemployed since March of 2013 which means I’ve been home more than I’ve cared to be, but I digress. I receive a call from my wonderful landlord this past May asking “Did youuuu….get a new dog????” To which I replied… “Nooooo...

For those who didn’t listen to The Meltdown in 2013, I was one of those people COMPLETELY consumed in the Jodi Arias murder trial. I had CNN Headline’s live stream of the trial on my computer every day…seriously… every friggin’ day.

If you’re not familiar with this case, dig yourself out of the cave you’ve been living in and pull up a chair. Jodi Arias was convicted of not just murdering her boyfriend, Travis Alexander, in 2008, but damn near chopping his head OFF before tenderizing him with a knife 23 times AND shooting him. Nice girl. She claims she was abused by him throughout the relationship which led her to “snap.” There’s soooo much more behind it, but I digress.

After her conviction, the case went to a penalty phase and resulted in a hung jury so March 17th looks to be the new dat...